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Look what the cat dragged in. It’s you. On the train for cheapness. I see you. And kudos to you. A discount is what you deserve. I’ve always said that. So what do you get? Well, aside from a luscious coupon code for signing up, you also get alerts to exclusive stuff like entering draws to win t shirts and luxury trips to Barbados*. Ok, you don’t get the latter of these. But you could get some free stuff.
I’d like to point out at this juncture that I will not be selling your details to internet pirates. Kind of counter-productive all round, really, isn’t it? You’ll just have to trust me. Trust, encouragement, reward, loyalty… satisfaction. You know. Trust people and they’ll be true to you. Treat them greatly, and they will show themselves to be great.
Sign Up!
Oh that’s it baby. All for Moe. Oh yeah, work the slot. Now show me the package.**
So, get those details entered below and feel the goodness wash over you. Like Richard Briers and Felicity Kendal starting their own allotment. But alive. Wait, Kendal is still alive anyway, isn’t she?
Forget that. Get codes, get money off. Maybe win some stuff if you’re lucky.
* Just to double down, there will be no party in the Caribbean, I’m afraid. Not funded by me, at least.
** Oh, that’s just another project I’m working on.
