Bedford Water

I deserve my money. Sod the lot of you. Sod Bedford.

Despite what you may think, Bedford Water doesn’t exist. Bedford is covered by Anglia Water, which is all dreadfully boring. I suppose its testament to Armando Iannucci’s ability to invent things that sound like they could be real.

The part of the show features a man who is the sole employee for Bedford Water, who has to swim down a pipe in his office and fix any aquatic issues the residents of Bedford might have.

£340k a year though. I would probably do it. Even considering the bloke is evolving webbed fingers.